The Adventures of Sam Action – Volume #014
“Back Where I Belong”
Versus Yoona Kodeen (Again) For the Baltimore City Championship

Date: June. 14. 2019.
Location: Earth #45

We see our hero pacing around in an unknown location, surrounded by trees. He looks to be fully recovered from the vicious attack that he endured at the hands of the Syndicate after his match at Chaos 72.

SAM ACTION: Ya know? I ain’t even fuckin mad ‘nemore.

He finally stops and looks at the camera that’s been following him for the past several minutes.

SAM ACTION: I mean come on, what do I expect from a fuckin SKANK ASS BITCH like Yoona? Bitch KNOWS she ain’t got no damn chance against someone like ME, so what does she do? She fuckin brings in all her SKANK ASS FRIENDS an she beats me down!

He mumbles to himself as he turns away, shaking his head.

SAM ACTION: Saying ‘You no ready for Yoona’ or whatever fuckin shit she be sayin. Bitch, I was ready for Yoona before Yoona even fuckin showed her ugly ass fuckin face here in Carnage! What I wasn’t ready for was havin ta face yo Bitch Ass SEVENTY fuckin times in the span of two fuckin months! Come the fuck on… Shit’s gotta fuckin stop. Talkin ‘bout takin back YOUR BELT… Pfft. Please. You can’t even defend that shit one time before losin it. What da fuck kinda champion is you?

He throws his arms up in the air.

SAM ACTION: I mean, bein fair.. I did fuckin lose to you when you won the damn thing. What does that say about me? BUT.. We ain’t mothafuckin here ta put down Sam Action. I be certain you gonna try an does enough of that yaself, Yoona. Nah, what we here ta do is let you an ya clan of hoes know that none of ya’ll is nothing. None of ya’ll have any place here with the likes of me. You think ya’ll badass bitches showing dat the women can do anything they put they minds to.. But all ya really doin is giving women a bad name. There be plenty… PLENTY of fuckin ladies up in this bitch that can fight circles around ANY and ALL of you whenever they fuckin please and ANY of them deserve this fight at Underground more than you do Yoona. Jus tellin it like it is, fuckin bitch.

Sam turns around again, opens his mouth to say something but the gadget around his wrist begins beeping and flashing lights. He turns his attention towards it, his eyebrows raising in surprise.

SAM ACTION: Ah, shit… I gots ta go. Git da fuck outta here will ya? I got official business ta get to.

Before anyone can respond to him, Action turns and runs into the trees hitting a few buttons on his wrist as he rounds one of the trees! By the time the camera catches up to where he went… There’s no one there.

 

*FLASH*

Date: June. 14. 2019
Location: Earth #669

Suddenly, Sam appears just outside what appears to be a large castle structure. He looks up at the monstrosity in front of him and shakes his head.

SAM ACTION: This mothafucker. I swear.

As Sam begins walking around the structure, looking for a way inside The Avenger appears right in front of him, startling him!

THE AVENGER: SAM?! Is it really you?!

The Avenger lunges for his partner, grabbing him into a bear hug which Sam immediately tries to get out of but it appears Avenger’s hugging powers are too strong!

SAM ACTION: Man, get the fuck off a me.

THE AVENGER: I’VE MISSED YOU! SAM! I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Sam rolls his eyes and finally pushes Avenger off of him.

SAM ACTION: Listen man! We gots ta be quiets!

Avenger’s eyes go wide and he puts his finger over his mouth.

THE AVENGER: Right.. Got it…. Quiet.

He lowers his hand and continues staring at Sam as he turns and continues looking for a way into the castle. Suddenly he rushes forward and hugs Sam from behind!

SAM ACTION: Ooof! Come on MAN…

THE AVENGER: It’s been SO LONG! Are you okay?

Sam pries Avengers hands apart and steps away from him.

SAM ACTION: I is FINE! We gots ta focus! Aiight?

Sam begins stomping away, but a few moments later he stops, sighs and turns around to face Avenger.

SAM ACTION: … But I is glad ta sees you, aiight?

Instantly Avengers eyes light up.

THE AVENGER: I knew it!

SAM ACTION: But can we save this lil reunion for after we kick Tipfly’s mothafuckin ass? Huh?

Avenger nods his head feverishly.

THE AVENGER: Absolutely! Let’s Go!

Sam nods his head and the two set off, trying (once again) to find a way into the Castle, aka Tipfly’s lair. Eventually they find the entrance but it’s locked.

SAM ACTION: Got Damnit. We shoulda known dat his shit would be harder ta get into den fort fuckin knox. Come on we need ta find somewhere else ta get in.

Avenger nods but before the pair can begin moving, they hear voices off in the distance. Sam motions for Avenger to go back where they came from and the two hunker down behind a few close trees near the entrance, hoping to see who is talking and hoping even more that whoever it is will be going into this castle.

After a few minutes, the voices get louder and Sam can hear them more clearly.

JYRA MOHNSON: I told you, Sneeder. Once we get in there, Tipfly will tell you all about how to take out those morons.

TINC TERCIER: I’m just going to take a sledgehammer to them and–

SNEEDER: Well I’m the intelligent, arrogant one so let’s let me handle this alright Tinc?

JYRA MOHNSON: Will you both just shut up! We’re here!

The three move up to the entrance, none of them aware that Avenger and Sam are watching their every move. The door to the castle unlocks almost instantly and the three head inside, but before Sam and Avenger can rush out of their hiding place, the door is locked once again! This time however, Sam notices a small speaker on the side of the door.

SAM ACTION: Hey.. let’s use this thingie.

THE AVENGER: Then whoever is on the other side will KNOW it’s us!

SAM ACTION: Bitch, you think I ain’t already thought of dat? We just can’t be soundin like ouselves, Ya dig?

THE AVENGER: No, not really but what the heck… It beats sitting out here wondering what’s going on.

Sam nods his head and presses the button on the speaker.

OMINOUS VOICE: WHO GOES THERE?!

Sam clears his throat.

SAM ACTION: Yeah, hi… I… Um.

THE AVENGER: SNEEDER LEFT HIS LUGGAGE! We are here to deliver it!

Sam looks over at Avenger his eyes widened.

SAM ACTION: What the fuuuu… YEAH! That is exactly what we are here to do.

The Avenger has to stifle a giggle at Sam’s voice, as he enunciates every word. Sam gives him a warning glance.

OMINOUS VOICE: Fine.. BRING IT IN!

Our heroes hear the door unlock and open, and they’re both stunned that it actually worked but they don’t waste anytime as they both slip through the doorway and into the castle, with the Avenger still giggling.

SAM ACTION: Man.. shut da fuck up.

THE AVENGER: Hey, I can’t help it! You’re voice was–

Both men come to an abrupt stop when they realize that they’re surrounded by people, with their nemesis Tipfly standing directly in front of them, a big grin on his face.

TIPFLY: Why hello, gentlemen. Welcome….

(To be continued!!)

 

Date: June. 16. 2019.
Location: Earth #45

The camera follows along with Sam Action once again, but this time he looks agitated as he holds the Baltimore City Championship in his arms.

SAM ACTION: Man, git that GOT DAMNED CAMERA OUTTA MA FACE. I ain’t got nuttin else ta say to dat BITCH, Aiight? She about ta feel SAM ACTIONS WRATH an after I beat her mothafuckin ass… She gonna go right back to where she fuckin belongs… THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL! Cuz we all knows dat I AM RIGHT WHERE I BELONG… An I gonna stay the Mothafuckin Baltimore City Champ if it mothafuckin kills me!

Sam pushes the camera out of the way, places the Baltimore City Championship on his shoulder and heads for the arena, ready for his match.

 

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